Funny insignificant quotes

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.