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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Breaking via Pinterest:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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40 shares on Messenger this month:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

82 shares on X this month:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

61 shares on X this month:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

16 shares on X this month:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Making waves on Facebook:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Just shared via Twitch:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Going viral on Telegram:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Just landed via Facebook:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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