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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.