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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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How do I un-know people?

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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