Funny investing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

  Commentary:
  "Daylight savings is so last season! 💤⏰ Time to level up and invest in those precious rays! ☀️💰 Who knew sunbeams could be such a hot commodity? 😎💸 #DaylightInvesting"

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