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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Going viral on Messenger:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Seen just now on Reddit:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Trending via Pinterest:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Just shared via Discord:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Just shared via YouTube:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Just shared via Twitch:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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