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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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Half princess, half menace.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Making waves on Twitch:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Freshly posted on X:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Trending via Telegram:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Breaking via TikTok:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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87 shares on Messenger this month:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

82 shares on Slack this month:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

32 shares on WeChat this month:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

75 shares on Threads this month:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

15 shares on Slack this month:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Live now on Threads:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Going viral on Telegram:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Just landed via Twitch:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Going viral on Facebook:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Spotted on TikTok:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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