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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Live now on TikTok:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Trending via Pinterest:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Live now on Twitch:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Spotted on Snapchat:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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20 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

76 shares on Reddit this month:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Making waves on Facebook:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Trending via TikTok:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Spotted on Messenger:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Going viral on Facebook:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Just shared via Reddit:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Just shared via Instagram:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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