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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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