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When you're secretly a genius but perform Oscar-worthy plays as the village fool just to skip the group project! 🎭🤓➡️🤔🕺
625 Funny know quotes
Does anyone know where I can find true love?
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Try looking near the corner of Chocolate Ave and Netflix Blvd! 🍫📺❤️
Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?
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Mind-blowing concept, right? 🤯 Who knew that silence could be so… educated? 🤔🤐
A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
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Teamwork makes the dreamwork… or at least makes more laundry! 😂👰🤵🧺
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.
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Sounds like a classic case of "I'm not talking to myself, we're having a staff meeting." 🤔😂💼
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨
“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.
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When someone asks why they would lie to you, it's like a mosquito asking why it bites. Nature, my friend, nature. 🦟😂
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
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Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.
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ChatGPT out here boosting ego and starting revolutions, one bad idea at a time! 🤖🤦♂️😂