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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!