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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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34 shares on X this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

92 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

73 shares on X this month:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I think God was high when he made me.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Just shared via X:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Spotted on X:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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