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Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,491

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Spotted on Telegram:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Spotted on WeChat:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Making waves on Telegram:

Avocado is just green butter.

Breaking via Slack:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Making waves on TikTok:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Shared recently on Telegram:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Spotted on X:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Going bananas on Slack:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

36 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

35 shares on Threads this month:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

14 shares on Instagram this month:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Wake me when AI does housework.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,440

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Live now on WeChat:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Just shared via Twitch:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Trending via Slack:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Trending via WeChat:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Spotted on Instagram:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Breaking via Twitch:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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