Commentary:
"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"
26 Funny logic quotes
I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, doors aren't magical portals to Narnia. If it's closed, just use the handle… because that's how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don't go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂"
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Commentary:
Well, that's a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let's just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟
I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm the captain of the S.S. Optimism, sailing straight into the iceberg of reality! 🚢🤔🧊
Source??? Pattern recognition.
Commentary:
Who needs a fortune teller when I've got my own brain playing detective! 🔮🧠😂