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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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I run a parody bank account.

Going viral on Telegram:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Making waves on Slack:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Just landed via Messenger:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Share →: I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Just shared via X:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Live now on X:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Trending via Discord:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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