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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Freshly posted on X:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Spotted on Slack:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Just shared via X:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Shared recently on Slack:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Going viral on Messenger:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Just landed via YouTube:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Going viral on Instagram:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Trending via WeChat:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Breaking via WeChat:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Making waves on X:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Spotted on WeChat:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Trending via YouTube:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Trending via WeChat:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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