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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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