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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has copied:

β€œYou’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή has viewed:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has shared:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡» has viewed:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has viewed:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Spotted on Reddit:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Trending via Messenger:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I like how people say β€œtravel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Trending via Threads:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Live now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m about to start telling people, β€œAs long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

98 shares on TikTok this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Airports are so funny. Like, β€œOh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Remember, if you start with, β€œIt’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has shared:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has shared:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has viewed:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has shared:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on Snapchat:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Π†t’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Going bananas on Messenger:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Just landed via Messenger:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Trending via Telegram:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Shared recently on Discord:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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