Funny mayo quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that even sandwiches have health-conscious destinations?! 🥪🏥 Well, if it works for sick deli delights, it must be a miracle worker for us mere humans too! 🤣 #SandwichRehab"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"

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