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When pop stars have more followers than politicians have constituents, it's clear who really runs the world! 🎤💻🌟
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I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.
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Okay, just five more cat videos and then I'll save the world! 😸📱🌍
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
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Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.
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Looks like someone's thoughts are buffering today! 🐦💭🔄
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”
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In the game of love, I’m the playlist curator while you’re stuck as an unread message 😂🎵📩
Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.
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Time to take online drama to the real-life octagon! 🥊😂📲
We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.
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"Ah, the good old days of risking it all to become a DJ with a stack of blank CDs! 🔥💿😎"
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️
Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.
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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆