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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I run a parody bank account.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

For whom the doom scrolls!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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