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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I run a parody bank account.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

For whom the doom scrolls!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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