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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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