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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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