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Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Live now on TikTok:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Live now on Messenger:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Trending via Pinterest:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Just shared via Twitch:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Trending via Instagram:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Just landed via Slack:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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37 shares on Messenger this month:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

99 shares on Discord this month:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Going bananas on X:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Making waves on Twitch:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Live now on TikTok:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Just shared via Discord:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Breaking via Instagram:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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