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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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