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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Making waves on Snapchat:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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40 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

34 shares on Threads this month:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

76 shares on X this month:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

24 shares on Discord this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Going bananas on Instagram:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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