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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Just shared via Slack:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Making waves on Messenger:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Going viral on YouTube:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Just landed via Instagram:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Trending via Twitch:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Making waves on Messenger:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Going viral on Discord:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Live now on Slack:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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