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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Making waves on X:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Just shared via X:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Just landed via Messenger:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Live now on WeChat:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Going viral on Twitch:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Just landed via Telegram:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Breaking via Threads:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Trending via TikTok:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Breaking via Telegram:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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