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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Spotted on Messenger:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Just shared via X:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Shared recently on X:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Going viral on Slack:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Just landed via Telegram:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Seen just now on Discord:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Going viral on Messenger:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Spotted on TikTok:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Shared recently on X:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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