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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Posted onMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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