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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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