267 Funny much quotes

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! 🔒😂📧

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Unlocking God Mode: now accepting life's glitches with a smirk and a side of popcorn 🍿😄🛠️

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣

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