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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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