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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Trending via TikTok:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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