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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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