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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Going bananas on Discord:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Seen just now on X:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Going bananas on Messenger:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Going bananas on Slack:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Spotted on WeChat:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

97 shares on Discord this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

61 shares on X this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Making waves on Facebook:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Breaking via X:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spotted on Telegram:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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