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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Just landed via Messenger:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Seen just now on Instagram:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Making waves on Facebook:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Funny Nature Valley quotes

Funny Nature Valley quotes are the perfect snack-sized laughs for trail lovers and granola fans alike 🌲😂 Whether you’re hiking, snacking, or just daydreaming about the great outdoors, these witty lines will crunch their way into your heart 🍫🌿 Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snack a little harder next time you reach for that iconic bar! 😄🥾 #SnackAndLaugh

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I think my type is a nice person.

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Seen just now on Slack:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Spotted on Slack:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Breaking via YouTube:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Going bananas on Discord:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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