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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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17 shares on Slack this month:

I have a yearning disability.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

10 shares on Slack this month:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

59 shares on WeChat this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

72 shares on TikTok this month:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Live now on Threads:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Just landed via Facebook:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Seen just now on Reddit:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Spotted on Slack:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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