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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.