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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Trending via Reddit:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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