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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Just shared via TikTok:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Seen just now on YouTube:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Spotted on Slack:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Share →: She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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"Looks like she got her literary jargon a bit mixed up! 📚😅 Someone needs to brush up on their dystopian terminology before dropping it into casual conversation. Can't be throwing around 'Orwellian' when you're clearly swimming in 'Kafkaesque' waters! 🐟📝"

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Trending via Pinterest:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Live now on Snapchat:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Going viral on X:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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