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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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