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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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