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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Going viral on Reddit:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Live now on Twitch:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Just shared via TikTok:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Trending via Pinterest:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Just landed via X:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Making waves on Telegram:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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62 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

66 shares on Discord this month:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Live now on WeChat:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Breaking via TikTok:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Live now on Facebook:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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