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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Reported on Twitch:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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