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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just landed via Instagram:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Just shared via Twitch:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Breaking via Facebook:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Going viral on X:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Trending via Snapchat:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Trending via Facebook:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Trending via X:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Spotted on Instagram:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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