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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Jan 19, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Going viral on Discord:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Making waves on Discord:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Freshly posted on Threads:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Making waves on X:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Trending via X:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Slack this month:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

31 shares on X this month:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

29 shares on X this month:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

92 shares on Slack this month:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop dating if you have no car.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Spotted on Facebook:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Just landed via Facebook:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Just shared via X:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Just shared via Telegram:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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