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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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