Funny pirated site quotes

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.