Funny pistachio quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

  Commentary:
  "Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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