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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Funny polar light quotes add a whimsical twist to the breathtaking beauty of the aurora borealis. 🌌😆 From witty takes on the northern lights’ colorful dance to humorous observations about their celestial show, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of nature’s light display. Enjoy a laugh and marvel at the fun of polar lights! 😂✨

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Just landed via WeChat:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Trending via Discord:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Making waves on Threads:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Breaking via Facebook:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Trending via Snapchat:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Live now on Twitch:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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