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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Funny polar light quotes

Funny polar light quotes add a whimsical twist to the breathtaking beauty of the aurora borealis. 🌌😆 From witty takes on the northern lights’ colorful dance to humorous observations about their celestial show, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of nature’s light display. Enjoy a laugh and marvel at the fun of polar lights! 😂✨

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Breaking via WeChat:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Making waves on X:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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