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Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Spotted on Discord:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Just shared via Twitch:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Making waves on Discord:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Just shared via WeChat:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Making waves on Instagram:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Funny polar light quotes

Funny polar light quotes add a whimsical twist to the breathtaking beauty of the aurora borealis. 🌌😆 From witty takes on the northern lights’ colorful dance to humorous observations about their celestial show, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of nature’s light display. Enjoy a laugh and marvel at the fun of polar lights! 😂✨

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

44 shares on Discord this month:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Making waves on Facebook:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Just shared via Facebook:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Just shared via Reddit:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Breaking via Facebook:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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