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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Live now on WeChat:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Broadcasted on X:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Seen just now on Slack:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Live now on TikTok:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Making waves on Reddit:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Just landed via Facebook:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Spotted on Telegram:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Breaking via YouTube:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Going viral on Threads:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Just shared via Facebook:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Breaking via Messenger:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Just landed via Slack:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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