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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Just landed via TikTok:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Spotted on Discord:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Trending via YouTube:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Going viral on Slack:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Trending via Pinterest:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Just shared via X:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Live now on Snapchat:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Going viral on YouTube:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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