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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

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15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Going viral on Twitch:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Making waves on Facebook:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Spotted on Reddit:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Live now on Telegram:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Live now on Facebook:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Going viral on Facebook:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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29 shares on YouTube this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,582

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Breaking via Slack:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Just shared via Messenger:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Just landed via Messenger:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Spotted on Discord:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Going viral on WeChat:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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