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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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I need a break from me.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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