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What you call β€œBrunch” I call β€œBreakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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I be like β€œcommunication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like β€œomg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog β€˜Dogpool’ when β€˜Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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