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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Just landed via Instagram:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Trending via Instagram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Share →: Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Just landed via Instagram:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Spotted on TikTok:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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