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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Just landed via X:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Breaking via TikTok:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Reported on Messenger:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Broadcasted on Slack:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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Funny recharging quotes 🔋😄 are the perfect pick-me-up when your energy is running low! Whether you’re powering down after a long day or just need a quick boost, these witty and relatable lines will have you smiling while you recharge ⚡️☕️. Get ready to laugh and relax because sometimes the best way to refuel is with a little humor and a lot of good vibes! 🎉✨

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6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Commentary:
Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with introverts is like playing a real-life game of Clue: is it Professor Plum in the library with a book, or Miss Scarlet in the study with a cozy blanket? 🦸‍♂️💤 The mystery deepens when they resurface as Batman, ready to save the day (or just have a quiet night in)."

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Trending via Twitch:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Breaking via Discord:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Just landed via Facebook:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Going viral on Threads:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Seen just now on Threads:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Trending via Facebook:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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