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Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Spotted on Messenger:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Trending via Reddit:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Trending via Messenger:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Trending via TikTok:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Broadcasted on X:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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19 shares on Messenger this month:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

19 shares on Discord this month:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

49 shares on X this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Just shared via Telegram:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Making waves on Twitch:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Just shared via YouTube:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Social media is mental suicide.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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