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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Mar 29, 2026

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Mar 29, 2026

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Mar 29, 2026

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Mar 29, 2026

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Mar 29, 2026

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Mar 29, 2026

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Mar 29, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Mar 29, 2026

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Mar 29, 2026

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Mar 28, 2026

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Mar 28, 2026

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Mar 28, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Mar 28, 2026

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Mar 28, 2026

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Mar 28, 2026

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Mar 28, 2026

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Mar 28, 2026

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Mar 28, 2026

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Mar 28, 2026

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Mar 28, 2026

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Mar 27, 2026

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Mar 27, 2026

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Mar 27, 2026

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Mar 27, 2026