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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Making waves on Reddit:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Just shared via Reddit:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

62 shares on X this month:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Going bananas on X:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Going viral on YouTube:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Going viral on Telegram:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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