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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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My favorite color is money.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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