Funny sad playlist quotes

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.